As far as getting publicity whenever he wants it, Trump is the white Al Sharpton.

Never use your own money. Steal a good idea and say it's your own. Do anything to get publicity. Remember that everybody can be bought.

Trump is larger than life.

The financial people, who lead such dreary lives, believe what they read and see on television.

You can get some work, some jobs that will bore you until you're dead. So you better look for something that's got a little tingle to it.

The only people I don't answer are bill collectors.

You get a little picture that reflects the whole. You can get readers interested in the life of one guy, and he can reflect the whole life around him. And it's a better picture than the politicians give you.

Some time ago, I made a basic decision about the way in which I was going to live the little of life available to me The idea was to place myself in the presence of only those people who give off the warm, friendly vibrations which soothe the coating on my nerves. Life never was long enough to provide time for enemies.

I'm the best person ever to have a column in this business. There's never been anybody in my league.

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.